sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting 

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

Reverse Sharting by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

shanking 

The act of stabbing someone with a shank. Comes from the word shank which is a crude knife usually made in prison, a homemade knife-like weapon usually made from a spoon.

You better watch out or else he'll be shanking you.

shanking by N/A December 13, 2003

shancing 

When you have to go shit so bad, you're practically dancing.

Tiffany: Ronald, stop shancing and go use the damn bathroom already.

shancing by tiffanylovesux3 November 26, 2009

Ceo of shatting in his pants 

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

Ceo of shatting in his pants by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shatting 

shitting + chatting = shatting

I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

http://shatting.ytmnd.com

shatting by baconizer March 16, 2009

Shaning 

1. To consume without asking.

2. The act of drinking your friends beer and buying your own once a month.

That guy just took a beer, he didn't even pay he's totally shaning.

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Shaning by TheJamesGang November 28, 2010