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THE MASTER OF MEMES, who recently graduated the University of Memes. Also an 84 year old suicidal, depressed, and self conscious man who has an “okay” sense of humor. He most likely has many disorders, including but not limited to, post partum depression, eating disorder, ADHD, and many more. In addition he only has like 0.96 friends, who try to avoid him at all times. He’s extremely illerate and makes roughly 194327 typos in a min, but his friends deal with it because idk why. Besides all these flaws, he still remains a very special person in his friends hearts. They are all forever thankful for having a friend like him and will always be there for him. (P.S if your reading this, please go get some mental help as ASAP as possible. Trust me, you need it)
Friend : <to shak> if I had two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, bin laden, and you, I would shoot you twice.
Shak : I would shoot my self twice too
Shak by MikelskoTT October 26, 2018
he's a goat ... simple
i heard that boi shak is a goat
Shak by MrBlueCheese August 24, 2017
To consume an exorbitant amount of ortolan buntlings. Generally they are placed on top of one another into a mound or small mountain before being eaten voraciously, often vacuuming them into one’s mouth.
Good God, Shak is going on a Shak Run (again). Won’t someone spare the poor ortolan? At this rate, they will surely soon go extinct.”
shak run by AnimalActivist September 26, 2023
St. Helier's Association for Kidney patients. see kidney van
SHAK rules! woooooooooo!
shak by icy July 21, 2004
Shak is No.1 Waffler. She is also affable
affectionate
attentive
available
believable
brave
caring
cheerful
considerate
cordial
discerning
easygoing
empathetic
faithful
forgiving
funny
generous
gentle
giving
good listener
honest
humorous
kind
loving
loyal
nice
optimistic
punctual
reliable
responsible
sensitive
sincere
sociable
sweet
sympathetic
tactful
thoughtful
trustworthy
truthful
warm
warm-hearted
winning
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF SHUSHBURGERS. aka Shak 🤫🍔
All of you are shmucks compared to her. 😋
Shak by TTrules April 10, 2021
A nasty infection, spread by the pecking of chickens.
Man, I've got myself a nasty shak on my penis.
shak by Sparty January 19, 2003