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shagged and bagged 

In the event of a one night stand.
I shagged and bagged him.
shagged and bagged by rachel x October 18, 2013

Shagged rigid 

The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.
"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"
Shagged rigid by fluffyplums October 12, 2008

shagged balls 

something you do in shot put when you roll the balls back to the throwers.
At the track meet today I shagged balls.
shagged balls by KH26 April 17, 2008

shagged out 

1) To be exhausted from a hard days work.
2) Unable to get wood due to excessive knobbing.
3) A gay phrase used by douchebags to try and make them believe they're having more sex than you.
Ben: "Ooooh yeah, after yesterdays exploits, I'm shagged out!"
Kevin: "What, those men tire you?"
shagged out by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

shagged up 

an individual with a rugged appearance; one with a homeless look about them; homeless couture.; one without taste of fashion sense; someone who looks as if the wore their clothes to school everday.
"Yo kid, you seen britney at the VMA's? Man, homegirl was lookin shagged up, NO lie!"
shagged up by Brielle Nicole February 18, 2009

shagged and dashed 

when you meet someone, have sex with them and leave straight after the sex is finished.
michael: yo how was yesterday!
me: i met this girl we shagged and then i dashed!

mum: i hope you have never shagged and dashed anyone!!!