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ohio butter spreader 

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.
When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.

spreader 

A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.
Helen is a spreader.
spreader by peek-a-boo August 4, 2004

serenade 

To appear in front of your lover`s window and sing a song for them late at night.
My dad kicked my ass cause this drunk stranger serenaded me last night.
serenade by fishy1056 July 9, 2006

semenade 

A normal glass of Lemonade with a little touch of manliness
My son opened his first Semenade stand this weekend, the grow up so fast!
semenade by asdfgh1234567 April 21, 2014

South African serenade 

When one aggressively queefs in unison with a mariachi band playing beat it by Michael Jackson
Did you see joe at the party perform the South African serenade?
South African serenade by Joe1916 August 20, 2023

joy-spreader 

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.
joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!
joy-spreader by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011