turd tenderizer 

The active male homosexual.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.

turd tenderizer by sbo March 28, 2011

Snyderize 

1. The awesome ability to turn any conversation into one about sex.
2. Sexualize

We were talking about my grandmother's funeral when that cool dude Snyderized it & we ended up talking about fishnet stockings

Snyderize by redynsnam November 16, 2013

turd tenderizer 

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!

turd tenderizer by sbo March 17, 2011

tenderize 

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!

tenderize by Haleb June 25, 2008

meat tenderizer 

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

meat tenderizer by Ronald G January 2, 2006

memphis meat tenderizer 

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

memphis meat tenderizer by savages April 16, 2014

Meat Tenderizer 

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

Meat Tenderizer by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005