screen door junkie 

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

screen door junkie by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

Screen door shit 

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

Screen door shit by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Screen door stinks 

When someone looks so dirty or looks like they come from a dirty house.

His clothes are dirty his hair is a mess it looks like his screen door stinks.

Screen door stinks by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024

banged me like a cheap screen door 

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

banged me like a cheap screen door by Vanesca April 18, 2012

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane 

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

i wanna bang you like a screen door 

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

i wanna bang you like a screen door by jackie :) August 21, 2006

shit through a screen door 

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

shit through a screen door by Kristi go January 13, 2007