Schlag 

Usually used in context with lollerskate. This is the highest honor one can recieve in the realm of gabbo and fa-chotch. This is often used in terms of describing something that is amazing, or stunning.

DOOD YOU TOTTTALLY GET A SCHLAG FOR THAT!!!

-or-

WANNA TOUCH MY SCHLAG? IT MIGHT GABBO!

Schlag by The-Cabbage-Patch-Snack April 23, 2005

schlag on my knob 

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

schlag on my knob by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

Cooter Schlag 

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

Cooter Schlag by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

Anti-schlag 

A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.

Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.

That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.

Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.

Damn right, girlfrienddd.

This gone be Anti-schlag.

Anti-schlag by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 24, 2012

hey schlag 

part of a cool cartoon

shiggity shiggity schwa

hey schlag by Leslie November 15, 2003

You schlag! 

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.

Oi bonzo, you schlag!

You schlag! by gb901 August 21, 2013

Schlagg 

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020