Russian 

a hard ass language to learn that uses enchantment table type shit

“hey do you speak russian?”
“nah i don’t play minecraft”

Russian by man idfk April 20, 2021

russian 

sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them

"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."

russian by yermomma138 January 17, 2005

russian 

a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga
Dimitri
Sergei
Natasha
Sasha (Alex)
etc etc.....
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up

i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends!!!

russian by lalalalalaaa December 2, 2003

russian 

1.Me
2.Treat Vodka like water
3.One of the world most reknown mafias
4.Sport is hockey

russian by THC July 11, 2003

russian 

getting drunk on vodka

I've got a fifth of Popov and I'm about to get russian

russian by J. April 2, 2003

russian 

verb: taking two hits in a row of weed

"you ain't from russia, so bitch why you russian?" pimp juice

russian by mnboarderchick December 1, 2004

russian 

1. Noun Am person form the largist country to follow Orthodox Christianity

russian by Anonymous September 21, 2003