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Paso Robles 

A city located in the SLO County section of the Salinas Valley. The second most populous city in SLO County, with a very large amount of small towns and villages entirely relying on Paso Robles. With one of the most striking examples of a wealth gap, the city looks mostly like suburbs, ghettos, and projects but somehow they managed to make it all 3 at once. The culture is an odd mixture of the general central coast culture, rural Californian, rich rural Californian, and Mexican. You can tell how much someone hates the city based on their usage of "white trash" and "wetback". The Downtown area is very different than the rest of the city and is one of the few areas you'll feel safe walking around at night. The homeless are generally nice people and you can make friends with them using an initial offer of reds or a beer. The gangs aren't violent generally, with shootings only happening once a week at most, you only have to look out for Vagos MC, but you'll always have to look out if you own a food truck for whatever reason. Most people do drugs there, especially weed and alcohol, but also shrooms. Benzos, Opioids, Amphetamines, and Dextromethorphan are also abused. Overall I'd say the city is pretty decent with nice people.
A: Is the fair at Paso Robles any good?
B: It's decent but I went there on shrooms once foo and it was TIGHT!
Paso Robles by dextromethorphan November 21, 2021

Paso Robles 

Paso is a two start hick town. 97% of everyone here sucks major balls. and the other 3% can't wait to get out of this close minded, mostly republican, town.
-Wanna go out to paso robles this weekend?
-HELL NO dude! it's terrible out there.
Paso Robles by fuckpasorobles February 20, 2011

alyssa robles 

Alyssa is the best person ever you can always count on her to be by your side. She is very pretty. She has those blonde moments but that is just the best part about her. She is as pretty as the god of beauty. If you meet a Alyssa Robles keep her.
Guy 1: who is that she is beautiful

Guy 2:oh that is Alyssa Robles

Ivan Robles 

A DJ from Puerto Rico who make mixes of Eurobeat dance and Brazilian dance.
Ivan Robles by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

paso robles 

the place in the world, where everyone is an whore. they might not show it right away, but they are and you will find out eventually. they are sometimes nice, but very pewrsuasive . . . so watch out!
hey lets take the bus up to paso robles today!
paso robles by clinton s September 7, 2005

Paso Robles High School 

A place where students commonly get high, drunk, and laid.. The grades are mediocre, the teachers are happy sitting back and collecting their paychecks, and the kids are generally pretty content doing their own thing:) I personally think its pretty okay:p
"hey man, im thinking about transferring, what do you think about Paso Robles High School?"
"depends man.. if you're in it for the education, i wouldnt recommend it, but you'll get some pretty good memories..."