Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses

Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?

Rivers Cuomo by Lig October 10, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

One of the hottest men on the planet.

Duh... Does anything else need to be said about this man?!

Rivers Cuomo by Iris October 29, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

One who is talented and absolutely gorgeous!

Lead singer of the band Weezer.

Rivers Cuomo by Lisa R December 5, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.

man you are SUCH a Rivers Cuomo

Rivers Cuomo by blockofcheese April 5, 2020

rivers cuomo

A music god. The singer of weezer =w=. The nerdiest and coolest of the bunch =D

"Say it ain't so...your drug is a heartbreaker. Say it ain't so...my love is a life taker..." -Say It Ain't So

rivers cuomo by *Kiesha* January 30, 2005

Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny

How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?

Rivers Cuomo by Sam Nelson November 8, 2003

rivers cuomo

Disturbed pop genius. Went downhill post 1996 depressive spiral. Pinkerton = best work. Hopefully will improve music and get back to where he once was.

Rivers Cuomo was an excellent songwriter during the Pinkerton era!

rivers cuomo by Stef January 7, 2004