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riddle rosehearts 

"Guys i was trying to cross the street with the light still red but i didn't see any cars but i did see Riddle Rosehearts stare into my soul."
riddle rosehearts by EGO MANIC January 28, 2022

Riddle Syndrome 

Riddle Syndrome is acquired when an Embry Riddle student, predominantly one studying engineering, joins their first engineering club or gets accepted into their first internship. Symptoms of this condition include: becoming hot-headed and arrogant, holding the belief that they are superior to their peers, looking down on non-engineering students and chastising their “easy” majors, judging people who switch out of engineering, constant oneupmanship, and becoming an unpleasant or cliquey individual to be around. Those infected with Riddle Syndrome usually stay amongst themselves, developing a clan culture. There is no cure for the condition, though failing tests, loss of friends, and other such related events are known to reduce the effects of Riddle Syndrome. The condition typically limits social opportunities, and even career opportunities.

Non-engineering students are capable of acquiring this condition, though it is less common. Pilot students can especially present similar symptoms, which are tailored to the flying program. As opposed to internships and engineering clubs, pilots may present symptoms as a result of being further along in their training than others or reaching specific milestones.
Guy A: “Abby really became arrogant after that first internship offer.”

Guy B: “She has Riddle Syndrome, dude.”

Riddle Vision 

A widespread and contagious ailment found in male students attending Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. This illness is more apparent in the Prescott, Arizona campus. The condition usually starts at the moment the male student steps foot on campus. The interpretation and standards regarding the physical attractiveness in women drops dramatically, causing every female individual to be “hot”, “cute”, "good looking", or "not bad".

For example, prior to “Riddle Vision”, a female is rated 5/10 in attractiveness. When “Riddle Vision” is present, the same female is rated 10/10. This condition explains the reasoning why all Embry-Riddle male students are extremely horny and ERAU female students take full advantage of this by using extreme pimpette skills.
"Dude, I think Barbara Streisand is so freakin' hot. I have an extreme case of Riddle Vision."
Riddle Vision by Flight Team [mofo] December 27, 2004

riddle me this 

Phrase originally used by the Riddler at the beggining of one of his riddles, asking the listener to explain the riddle. Now used as a challenge to someone to provide an answer to a question that has no apparent answer.
Riddle me this - why did "Batman & Robin" with the collective talent of George Clooney, Chris O Donnell, Uma Thurman, John Glover and even Alicia Silverstone suck so hard?

Riddle Vision 

Main Entry: 1rid•dle 1vi•sion
Pronunciation: 'ri-d&l 'vi-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin vision-, visio, from vidEre to see -- more at WIT; Middle English redels, ridel, from Old English rAEdelse opinion, conjecture, riddle; akin to Old English rAEdan to interpret -- more at READ

1 a : the act or power of seeing attractiveness which is not present in reality : SIGHT b : the special sense by which the qualities of an object (as hotness, personality, weight and size) constituting its appearance are skewed and improperly perceived by the eye as desirable (without the aid of alcohol)
2 a : something seen, but not as it really is b : a lovely or charming sight by default from lack of comparable females
Riddle Student: "Dude, see that hot chick at Chartwells today?"

Regular college student: "I thought that was a guy."
Riddle Vision by Wild Weasel March 6, 2005

Riddle Ratio 

The horrifically abysmal ratio of males to females at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, typically around 7:1
Dude, the Riddle Ratio is really bad this semester. There are more squirrels than girls here!