Rider's Block 

After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.

"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"

" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"

Rider's Block by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014

Pale Rider's Wrath 

A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.

Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!

One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pale Rider's Wrath by JBall The Destroyer January 2, 2010

Rider's Cock 

A condition of random impotence due to one having ridden either saddle or cycle for far too long a period of time.

The man was suffering from an infrequent bout of rider's cock after his long journey, having traveled only by horse/motorcycle.

Rider's Cock by ThatTittieGuy July 12, 2014

River Buoy(s) 

River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"

Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"

JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"

Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"

River Buoy(s) by CumsInJars4Fun69 May 29, 2021

Briggsy's River Cottage 

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.

So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.

Briggsy's River Cottage by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008

John's river face 

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

John's river face by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

Saban's Masked Rider 

The horrifying off-spring of Kamen Rider Black and Saban that should have never been made.

"You want me to watch Saban's Masked Rider with you? Ooh sorry but I have to go rinse my eyes out with bleach right now."

Saban's Masked Rider by Kamen Rider Equine July 8, 2012