Quarantini

Any drink, usually alcoholic, created with items on hand during a quarantine. The key is that leaving the house to get ingredients is not necessary.

Let's see...creme de cacao, a splash of vanilla vodka, top with hard seltzer... pour it all over ice, and...boom! An egg cream Quarantini.

by Wes. Palmer May 15, 2020

quarantinelockdown

Quarantinelockdown is when your state or country places and executive order to force people to stay home.

Every state and country has been placing an executive order for a quarantinelockdown, to prevent the Coronavirus from getting worse!

If people don’t stop having block parties and cookouts during this pandemic, the quarantinelockdown will get worse and the government may send in the army!

by Mr.OVERWIT April 3, 2020

Quarantine Grooming

Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)

"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"

by Unzipped Intentions May 11, 2020

quarantitties

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.

Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet

by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020

Quarantinesgiving

It is a combination (portmanteau/neologism) of the words Quarantine and Thanksgiving. Due to the current COVID-19 pandemic, this can be viewed as a novel holiday in which Thanksgiving is celebrated during a quarantine typically accompanied by virtual parties and get-together via Zoom or Skype. Social-distancing and a minimal number of guests are urged for such a holiday, but not always abided by during such times like those of COVID-19.

John: Are you excited for Quarantinesgiving on Zoom?

Mary: Not really, this is sad and depressing, I wish we could be in person, but I guess it’s better than nothing.

John: Hang in there, we can enjoy a virtual meal, toast, and good chats amongst our family and friends while keeping safe and not spreading this damn virus.

Mary: Okay, you’re right! I guess I didn’t think of it that way; in that case, Happy Quarantinesgiving!!!

by LingDanc803 November 26, 2020

Quarantine and Chill

In light of the global coronavirus outbreak, 2020's apt alternative to "Netflix and Chill" - but with an undetermined time period: this could be a good, or bad, thing...

Heyy, things are getting pretty crazy atm aha, wanna quarantine and chill? x

by GreenBee14 March 13, 2020

Quarantine

Staying home and fucking away from everyone

Me at work: I was told that I was supposed to get two weeks of quarantine
Boss: Shut the hell up Bob and make me a sandwich!!

by nbaerick March 22, 2020