Quaranteed 

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

Quaranteed by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015

Quaranteered 

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V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

Quaranteered by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quaranteenth 

A word used to symbolize the last time an action or event occurred prior to quarantine.

Man, I haven’t had a haircut since the quaranteenth.

Quaranteenth by Eyebuyvinyl May 24, 2020

Quarantorny 

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.

“The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”

Quarantorny by 🏤 August 27, 2020

Quarameters 

A short form of the two words "Query Parameters", used in information technology. defining a particular part of a web url.

This url contains too many quarameters.
Should we add a new quarameter to this url?

Quarameters by deejeridoo March 1, 2019

quarantiners 

Children conceived during the Coronavirus quarantine

One day in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quarantiners

quarantiners by Graciedog March 16, 2020

Quaranthirsty 

Quarantine has made us all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.

Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”

Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...

Friend: “I wish I could see what’s underneath..“

Me: “His mask?”

Friend: “No girl, you know what I quaranmean ;)“

Quaranthirsty by Dmart711 August 5, 2020