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punch your lights out 

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.
Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!
punch your lights out by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

Hole Punch 

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
Hole Punch by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

one punch man 

A bald guy who can kill you in one punch
ONE PUUUUUUNCH
*The One Punch Man intro "The Hero" of JAM Project sounds in the backround*
one punch man by Nyckboy June 27, 2016

Google Punch 

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.
Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!
Google Punch by nomanito September 18, 2016

punch the icebag 

I just got back from the beach and I need to punch the icebag before we go out.

swag punch a bitch 

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch
I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.
swag punch a bitch by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020