muff puff 

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.

Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?

muff puff by Doctor Dog Tits December 29, 2009

muff puff 

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

muff puff by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

muff puff 

A PRAWN CRACKER

would anyone like a muff puff

muff puff by GUSTOVTHEGREAT December 9, 2010

muff puff 

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

muff puff by andy rad January 19, 2006

muff-puff 

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

muff-puff by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

Muff Puff 

When you take a hit off a blunt, joint, bong, vape and you blow it into her vagina.

Damn! I totally muff puffe’d that bitch.

Muff Puff by Xhaxtah July 26, 2019

Muff Puff 

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

Muff Puff by 074cl3 February 26, 2022