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Felon Profiling 

is the inclusion of previous criminal history or convictions when determining whether a person is considered likely to commit a particular type of crime or an illegal act or to behave in a "predictable" manner. It should not be confused with the more comprehensive Offender Profiling, Psychological Profiling or Racial Profiling. It is believed that as we move deeper into the 21st century, the practice has the potential to become more controversial among the general public. The practice of Felon Profiling is commonly abused by law enforcement as they interact and come into contact with the ever increasing number of convicted felons, many of whom harbor harsh feelings of felony disenfranchisement and social out casting due to their treatment in main stream society as felons.
The officer used felon profiling when he shot me and assumed I was armed.
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Penis profiling 

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!
Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!

Weightial Profiling 

Weightial Profiling is the act of predetermined beliefs about a person due to their weight
while at a work meeting:

Daniel: Hey Troy, you want the last donut?
Troy: WTF man, is it because I am fat? Thats Weightial profiling and it will not be tolerated in the work place!

Sitting in a plane
OMG that dude is fat I bet he is sitting next to me, fat people always take the aisle seat!

Social Profiling 

Discriminating someone purely based on their economic background.

A form of racism consisting of the (alleged) policy of policemen who stop and search vehicles driven by persons belonging to particular social groups.
The Doorman at the club was social profiling the crowd. After he eyed my outfit, I knew I wasn't geeting in.

Bracial profiling 

Judging somebody based on the fact that they have braces.
"whoa bro did you see that chick?" "yah, but she had braces" "whatever bro that's bracial profiling"
Bracial profiling by joe9999 October 21, 2009

spacial profiling

when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.
"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"
spacial profiling by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010

Pity Profiling 

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.
Pity Profiling by MJ1211 January 1, 2011