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pro-procrastinate 

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.
jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."
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Pro-procrastinator 

A person that never lets you get any work done and gets you constantly off topic.
Steve: How did your project with Brad go?
Tim: Terrible, he's a total Pro-procrastinator, I'm gonna have to do it all by myself tonight.

Ina-pro pro

"Girl, Don't do that in public, thats ina-pro pro!"
Ina-pro pro by Lilybuggxx March 21, 2010

Inna pro-pro 

Inappropriate, dirty, naste, gnar, nasty, sexy, kinky, sexual
Elana cover your eyes, this part of the movie is Inna pro-pro.*chuckle*
Inna pro-pro by YurFutureWifey March 30, 2008

Inna Pro-Pro 

Inappropriate, kinky, sexy, nasty, naste, gnar,dirty,
Elana cover your eyes, this part of the movie is Inna Pro-Pro *chuckle*
Inna Pro-Pro by YurFutureWifey March 30, 2008

in a pro pro 

Did you hear what he just said? So in a pro pro.
in a pro pro by Caitmh December 8, 2010

Pro-Progressive Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that attempts to harness cyber-nihilist energy toward progressive social transformation while maintaining the core commitment to overcoming meatspace. Pro-Progressive Cyber-Nihilism argues that the current social order—with its hierarchies, oppressions, and injustices—is an obstacle to the Wired's emergence. Therefore, fighting for racial justice, gender liberation, economic equality, and other progressive goals is not an end in itself but a way of clearing the ground for the post-human future. It dismantles the systems that would seek to control or gentrify the Wired, ensuring that when the transformation comes, it cannot be captured by the old hierarchies. The progressive struggle becomes a form of world-clearing, preparing the way for what cannot yet be named.
Pro-Progressive Cyber-Nihilism Example: "The collective organized against police surveillance while building encrypted mesh networks in marginalized communities. 'We're not liberating anyone,' they insisted. 'We're making sure that when the Wired finally eats the world, there's no hierarchy left to digest. Progressive politics is just demolition work—clearing the site for something that has no use for us.' Activists found this either inspiring or horrifying, depending on how much they wanted to survive."