Premeditated Retardation 

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

Premeditated Retardation by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Premeditated Wanking 

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

Premeditated Wanking by nubcake October 16, 2006

Premeditated Cheating 

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

Premeditated Cheating by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

de-primmed 

Having done the act of unlinking and deleting a prim or multiple prims in the virtual world of Second Life.

I have de-primmed the dancefloor.
The flowers have been de-primmed.

de-primmed by Poetia Benazzi April 3, 2009

Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!

Premeditated oral sex by d00d. October 11, 2009

Premeditated Bromicide 

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

Premeditated Bromicide by VTHokie September 11, 2009

premumediaphobia 

extreme, but not necessarily irrational, fear when opening up a news app in the morning to find out what Donald Trump tweeted last night.

Trump supporters probably do no suffer from premumediaphobia.

premumediaphobia by ohyouknow2002 January 12, 2017