Procrastinator 

A person who waits until the last possible minute to complete a task. A model of efficiency.

If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute to do it.

He waited until the last minute to do it, he's such a procrastinator.

Procrastinator by SanDog3939 September 16, 2009

procrastinatory 

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.

Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.

procrastinatory by G. Thomas March 27, 2007

procrastinator 

One who, when advised that today is the first day of the rest of his life, replies, no, that's tomorrow.

Apparently procrastinator has to be in this sentence or this submission won't go through.

procrastinator by Scott Semans November 6, 2006

Procrastibator 

Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."

Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

Procrastibator by [tosser] October 14, 2008

Precrastination 

The act of knowing you will procrastinate, before one has actually procrastinated.

John: Hey man, wanna work on that project tonight?

Me: Nah, I'll probably just do it last minute... you know, procrastinate

John: So... you know you're going to procrastinate... isn't that precrastination?

Precrastination by ThatAUguy April 12, 2013

Procrastinatorily Motivated 

When one becomes motivated to do anything except their homework.

I have a paper due tomorrow but I was procrastinatorily motivated to clean my room.

Procrastinatorily Motivated by D Low2081 March 8, 2011

Procrastinator 

As defined by Gumball Watterson,

"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."

"At 3 AM last night, I became a procrastinator"

Procrastinator by ChineseRipoffofGod July 17, 2020