Pottery Slut 

Someone who is far too infatuated with pottery and all that has to do with it. Can also be abbreviated as a PS.

Diane: I am a pottery SLUT!

Dennis: um, a what?

Diane: I just... cant control myself when I see it. Pottery just,

just gets me going! I'm just a slut for pottery.

Dennis: ...alright then.

Pottery Slut by The Pottery Slut August 22, 2012

pottery barn lesbian 

A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.

It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."

Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.

negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.

positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.

pottery barn lesbian by margaretsanger December 26, 2005

Pottery Barn 

the abercrombie and fitch of house ware

Sally: I was shopping at pottery barn and they were selling these random book bundles for decoration.

Lisa: Wow, seem like something abercrombie and fitch would do

Sally: I know right, at least decorate with books you actually read

Pottery Barn by harley bat July 7, 2011

Pottery Barn groan

The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.

Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.

Pottery Barn groan by SarahsAir March 1, 2010

pottery knife 

the weapon of choice whilst in the heat of a kitchen battle...with the mouse king that lives in the walls of your house.

1. I had to use my pottery knife to ward off the hordes of mice. 2. Joe reached for his pottery knife to fend off the attack of the Mouse King, to no prevail....

pottery knife by Stephan February 26, 2005

pottery pickle

one of the greatest mysteries of the world. When a guy is doing a girl in the ass and he shoves a cucumber in his partner's vagina. then the guy smashes a piece of pottery over the girls back making her tighten up around the cuke. when he pulls the cuke out it is magically changed into a pickle

"so did you give her the donkey punch?"
"no, i gave her the pottery pickle"
"how does that work"
"i have no idea"

pottery pickle by shenia July 5, 2005

Pottery class 

Sitting on the toilet too rid yourself of fecies.

1. Where is Johnny?
Johnny is attending the pottery class.

2. Hi, it's Amanda! I can't make it to the meeting in time because I'm at the pottery class.

Pottery class by hypoksi August 29, 2011