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A poofters submission to carnal urges where upon abhorrant physical acts that Lucifer himself would heave at are performed on a member(s) of the same gender.
Encumbered by a sling, Olympian Daley Tom's husband, Oscar Fistorious, cut a sorry figure in the dock where he stood trial on multiple counts of poovery. Including, actual/grevious bodily poovery, wreckless poovery, poovery whilst under the influence (PUI), poovery without consent and numerous counts of hate poovery.

The 'Brick dust in the Vaseline' trail was suspended after the entire courthouse was excused on humanitarian grounds, triggering a deafening stampede for the exits following presentation of Exhibit A.
Poovery by Herbie Dongsporran October 20, 2021
Same as pervert but instead of being obsessed with porn, is obsessed with poo and all related stuff to poo.
Oh my god Anna you are SUCH a poovert! stop looking in the toilets to find used loo paper!
poovert by Anna and Elli February 25, 2006

Pop Over 

When a girl wears a too constricting bra-shirt combo., her breasts seem to "pop over" her shirt. Named for the variety of muffin called a Pop-over. Essentially, a "Muffin Top" for breasts.
"Man, that shirt is soo tight, those Pop Overs are spilling out."
Pop Over by belugamike February 29, 2008
The act of farting and hovering the smell before anyone else has the chance to wiff the foul stench.
"Ah greg I just released one stanky fart"
"Luke mate, better poover that double quick"
poover by Sinbadio2012 June 5, 2014

poovertime 

To go for a poo during worktime, therefore being paid for it.
So by working extra hours for money you are doing overtime, by taking a dump in work hours you are earning poovertime.

you can work out your average poovertime rate by taking your hourly rate and dividing by 6 (assuming an average 10 minute " visit"). For example, you earn £15 an hour, your average poovertime rate is £2.50 .
" dude, where have you been for the last 10 miutes, its really busy in the office today"
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" Been on poovertime and earned £2,50"
poovertime by supranomicon October 1, 2012
inappropriate and overt behaviour towards a samesex personage
That boozer is a den of Poovery
Poovery by Fog June 13, 2003