plum sauced 

A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.

Ramirez: I don't think Jose is gunna make it out essay, he is way to drunk right now.

Carlos: He is so plum sauced, let's get him home to our crib before he pukes, or causes a serious crime.

Hector: That's a good choice Carlos. Respect.

*fist bump*

plum sauced by mexican_wrestler November 5, 2010

plum slap 

The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles

Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap

plum slap by Loopydave February 3, 2019

Plum Smuggler 

Male speedo swimsuit. Also see Banana Hammock. The term draws on a comparison of a plum to a scrotum. Because the speedo tames the nut sack in such a way that it is not visible, It is refered to as smuggling. Hence ... Plum Smuggler.

I hope Vito wears a Plum Smuggler to the beach today? He's so hot!

Plum Smuggler by Tad Turdlike February 14, 2006

Plum Surprise

1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.

"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."

Plum Surprise by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

plum sauce

bullshit.

L: i sent nudes to him and he still didn’t respond

A: bro that’s some plum sauce

plum sauce by plum.sauce.2.0 July 6, 2019

Plum Smuggler 

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

Plum Smuggler by TadBitBored May 13, 2008

plum sauce

male ejaculation juice,from the plums ie testes

she likes her plum sauce that bird!

plum sauce by fisserablemuckr April 15, 2007