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Plenty of Fish 

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge and should also be avoided like the plague. To those poor single people who end up creating such said online profile by the peer pressures of living in a couple's society , they may start to think there really is an entire sea on their lap to explore, with bountiful opportunities to meet many fine men and women. But the grim reality is that instead of finding friendships and the true love of his/her life, here you are bound to find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....

So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend: "So have you been seeing anybody recently?"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"
Plenty of Fish by Keepin' It Reel November 19, 2015

Plenty more pussy in the litter box 

When a girl pies you but there are a lot more girls about to crack on with
Steve: victoria just pied me to go out with her mates
Chris: don’t worry mate there’s plenty more pussy in the litter box
Steve: you’re right I’ll give Jessica a message now

plenty attractive 

When you find someone to be very attractive, but they didn’t think you’d find them attractive, this is the term for that.
Guy: “I just didn’t think you’d find me that attractive.”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”
plenty attractive by Secret-115 October 24, 2020

plenty to eat at home 

means there is sufficient vagina available for cunnilingus at home and that one does not need to procure additional vagina(s) by sexually harassing one's employees.
Ex. Rob Ford "I would never ask X to eat her pussy, I am happily married and have plenty to eat at home"
plenty to eat at home by rooster45 November 16, 2013

plenty of fish 

A space time continuum where fat and sad girls alike congregate to find mates, sex, and targets for mental abuse and extreme friends zoning is also a spot where deceiving girls take side profile pictures in a filthy mirror to throw you off and fool yous into thinking that grease spot in the mirror is extra tit do not make this mistake
Hey dude I been using plenty of fish!
Dude bro, John. Its plenty of whales. Every girl I met had "trust issues"
plenty of fish by tommybatts February 18, 2015

plenty fine 

adj.; having an abundance of fine (see Rural Dictionary)
Martha: "Wilbur, have you had enough to eat today?"
Wilbur: "I'm plenty fine darling. Thank you."
plenty fine by quickspider15 March 27, 2015