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disposable plastic baby toliets 

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
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Plastic Taste 

Being fake or after a agurment instantly regretting it
Plastic Taste by Stuckeu July 30, 2017

Plastic wrapped 

When you are being hugged by a fake or plastic person.
Becky the popular gets plastic wrapped by her goons everyday in school.
Plastic wrapped by Ratiella August 21, 2019

Plastic Face 

When you give the same exact expression for multiple photos
Comparing yearbooks is a great way to identify Plastic Face victims
Plastic Face by rremundo October 22, 2006

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.
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Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."

Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."

plasticopolis 

A city, society, or world culture built on the ignorant overuse of plastic which ultimately causes it to poison itself.
Our family is actively attempting to reverse the effects of our world becoming such a sadly self-polluted plasticopolis.
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