pined 

To be hit by a pine tree, such as when driving at high speeds through a forest.

Dude, I was riding my bike in the mountains in GTA V and I got pined so hard.

pined by Ltmonkeyman February 11, 2015

Madeira Pince-Nez 

Similar to beer goggles, but for the more refined. Synonymous with the 'sherry monocle'.

"Stephen Fry doesn't have beer goggles, he has Madeira Pince-Nez."

Madeira Pince-Nez by Jonathan Cooper December 1, 2006

Riding the Pine

In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.

Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.

Riding the Pine by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

The green parts on top of a pineapple. (Anix, 2020)

Pineapple Hairs

The pineapple hairs on this pineapple are so green and luscious.

Pineapple Hairs by Ayurriakki June 16, 2020

Square Root of a Pinecone 

The square root of a pinecone is an acorn. This is because pinecones are made from acorns. Around 3-4 of them make a pinecone. This is done by putting them into a crafting table; the result comes out with a pinecone. Just be aware that the bisectors are unstable in the reactors from the perpendicularity of the pineconium.

What is the square root of pinecone?
Uh can you clarify that question?
What is the square root of a pinecone?

Square Root of a Pinecone by LoserCringe August 29, 2019

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019

Panoed 

When an abusive male is bitch slapped by a woman.

I saw this guy pushing his girlfriend around at the bowling away when out of nowhere another woman panoed him and knocked him out!

Panoed by Depree April 10, 2021