pinch a loaf 

A slang term (not very well known). Its a term describing what happens when you release matter from your bowels. Many use the term instead of a derogitory 4 letter word because it sounds less harsh. In the example below you will see how easy it can be used when you are speaking to loved ones.

I'll take out the trash after I pinch a loaf.

pinch a loaf by B. Steed January 2, 2005

pinch a loaf 

(Verb) To take a bowel movement.

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!

pinch a loaf by Peter June 1, 2006

Pinch a loaf 

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

Pinch a loaf by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

pinch a loaf 

to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus

dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?

pinch a loaf by vix and da suz September 4, 2005

pinch a loaf 

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

pinch a loaf by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009

pinch a loaf 

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

pinch a loaf by wch-meister July 26, 2016

pinch a loaf 

to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....

man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.

pinch a loaf by poop<3er69 November 1, 2010