pig in the mud 

Anal sex, gay or straight.

I turned her around and stuck my pig in the mud.

pig in the mud by SkiLikeMe June 9, 2010

Pig In a Blanket 

when you take the excess skin on your ballsack, and stretch it around your penis and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one testicle since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the penis showing game.

I got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.

Pig In a Blanket by xzbvbnmvjn March 27, 2008

pig in a blanket 

When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.

She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.

pig in a blanket by KSense January 26, 2009

pig in a blanket 

When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs

Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...

pig in a blanket by Nick757 February 14, 2006

Pig in a Blanket 

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

Pig in a Blanket by Dirty Daniel from B'ham May 3, 2011

Pig In Shit Grin 

The facial expression found on incompetent jackasses while they are experiencing some sick sense of accomplishment after performing an act of dumbfuckery. Usually this facial expression, performed among other people, is followed by the individual getting their fucking teeth knocked out.

"Wipe that Pig In Shit Grin off your face before I knock your brains loose."

Pig In Shit Grin by bullusuckamuthafucka January 20, 2006

pig in a blanket 

When you place your penis on a chick's vagina and pull the lips over to make a pig in a blanket,Great form of foreplay. enjoy! :-)

"Aww man i didnt feel like screwin this chick so i just made a pig in a blanket instead"

pig in a blanket by Maximus K May 5, 2007