Phildo 

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

Phildo by JoeNJ2 November 21, 2010

phildo 

A dildo for a red-haired goat.

That guy could really use a big ol' phildo.

phildo by pussybandit May 4, 2010

PHILDO 

the worst insult ever, a phildo is the gayest, shittiest, dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most diguisting scumbag ever

holy shit that phildo farted and it registered a 9.0 on the richter scale, but thank god i am in the shadow zone

PHILDO by wigga November 11, 2003

phildo 

A high-school geek who plays soccer... or a fancy dildo

Did you see Phildo today? He tottaly fell on his butt.

phildo by phildo shirey February 14, 2005

phildo 

A High School kid who plays soccer... may be involved with ti-calc and cheats on Math Tets... Often times this word can be used to describe sexual toys a "Phil" would play with. May cause abrupt stop in sexual desire... or make you hornay!

Did you see Phildo today! Coach tottaly made him roll around the feild.

Phildo is going to kill corry!

DAAAAAAAMN! Did you see that! Phildo totally fell on his ass!

phildo by phildo shirey February 15, 2005

PHILDO 

My roommate at Bloomsburg University. He looks like a monkey and has a lisp with a stutter.

Who ate my pizza? Phildo!

PHILDO by Tight November 19, 2003

PHILDO 

to dine upon meat only to find (THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP)comes in flavors.and then again there`s the sanchez!!

I dont know if I can handle another phildo today, Im pretty much full

PHILDO by phildo macrackin February 27, 2003