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baby face with the parted hair 

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair
Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER
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when someone says "i phorted" - they mean "i farted".
"hey ronald, i just phorted - come over here and give my ahole a smell"
phorted by James Bryant December 29, 2004

parted driveway 

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.
Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;
parted driveway by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011
When you have to take a plop, then you fart and you accidentally plop in your pants
Mom I plarted!
Plarted by ChasleyLR October 9, 2016

partedom 

the state of being parted with someone important, especially a loved-one
Etymology: parted + om (state of-)
My partedom was very difficult to handle.
partedom by Truelinguistics October 23, 2017
a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a phareed
Phareed
phareed by Phareed May 21, 2018