pfizer(ed)
"Nah, mate, the part is pfizer(ed) now. It was never going to work anyway. The quality's just not there."
pfizer(ed) by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Pfizer Phatty
An informal name for the second dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. It earned the name due to the harsh side effects experienced my most who receive it.
Pfizer Phatty by efuqua2 April 12, 2021
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Pfizer Smile
A Pfizer Smile is a crooked smile or half smile. People who have Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke often get paralyzed on half of there body or face and as a result can't smile completely. Whether people smile like this because they're half smiling or had a stroke or lime disease or have Bells Palsy it really doesn't matter, you just attribute it all to the Pfizer jab as a crude joke to the side affects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines.
That guy Seth is really cute but what's up with the Pfizer Smile?
Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.
Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.
Pfizer Smile by utardedcunt June 16, 2022
Pfizer's Remorse
The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse after thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
Pfizer's Remorse by AbeLopezAuthor November 24, 2021
Pfizer's Remorse
The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
Pfizer's Remorse by Loperman November 21, 2021
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pfizer smile by bbliss17 June 13, 2022
Pfizer Science
The kind of science that strips away all the baggage and hoopla that has for centuries burdened the true root of all scientific endeavors : alchemy in the wild and asinine conclusions. Let's say you want to create a "vaccine" to prevent the spread of the "Evil Eye". With modern science you couldn't even get that project off the ground, which means a super spreader of Evil Eye. Now, with Pfizer Science you start with an assumption like, "Enough good eyes will beat evil eyes". Then, you just grind up enough of those and inject them into half a dozen mice. If they don't die instantly,,, Success! Package and mandate it for every man, woman, and child... might as well do all the mice too since it's so safe and effective.
Pfizer Science by thearchangelofsex May 4, 2023