Perthetic 

Adj;
Portmanteau of the words 'Perth' and 'Pathetic', pronounced Perth-thetic; in reference to the state of social existence or general attitudes of residents in the city of Perth, Australia. Often associated with laziness or an extreme 'Ho-Hum' demeanor.

-What do you mean you're closing at 4:30?! The sign says you're open till 5. That's just Perthetic

-The drivers here are perthetic! Doesn't anyone actually care about getting to where they're going? Hey Jerkass! The Overtaking Lane is for Overtaking!!!

Perthetic by Sneaky Tiki March 25, 2011

perched 

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

perched by SarMyName December 10, 2017

why perched? 

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü

- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really

why perched? by rimmo May 7, 2008

pershed 

Wrecking a bike in a spectacular or extremely stupid fashion

"Damn dude, did you know Trev? He pershed into a GTO so hard he totaled it!"

pershed by NotPersh January 2, 2012

perched 

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

perched by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007

Perched 

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

Perched by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

perched eagle 

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

perched eagle by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017