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premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.
Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011
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perdedor 

Paco is a perdedor.

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
perdedor by Kate March 13, 2005
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permadump 

Breaking up with someone for the last time after a rocky on and off relationship.
Emily, you're hot and can do way better than that guy. When are you going to permadump his ass?
permadump by mvolfman December 2, 2010

permeance 

noun - the conducting power Facebook 'friend' lists to become intermingled, despite list owners never having actually met in most instances; the recipricol (inverse) of making flesh and blood acquaintances in the real world.

Related forms:
noun - permeation
adjective - permeative
noun - permeator
verb - permeate
Wow?! The permeance in my Facebook reality is unreal.

I wish it was as easy to permeate in the real world as it is in Facebook.

Randall, you've got 639 Facebook 'friends'? Dude, you're like the ulitmate permeator.
permeance by Zombie Cheerleader February 12, 2010

Perdedorito 

Spanish for "little loser" - someone who is even more loserish than your average loser.
"Ewwww I just got noseraped by that perdedorito"
Perdedorito by Gingerina June 23, 2013

premeditated self-defense 

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.
Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

premeditated shit 

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place
Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!
premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009