September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You

- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you

National Suck Some Penis Day by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022

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National Sex Penis Day

June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?

in honor of zuc

Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!

National Sex Penis Day by anonymous December 10, 2020

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National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

National Penis Day by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

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National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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National Penis Day by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

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