opiate ass 

1. The state of having hemorrhoids or other rectal discomfort due to constipation due to excessive use of opioids.

1. "Yo man, ever since I've been doin those 30's, I've had a bad case of opiate ass. My ass could use a glass of water."

opiate ass by Godless Assfuck September 13, 2011

opiate 

A class of narcotic pain releiver, taken from the Opium Poppy

Codine, Morphine, Heroin are all opiate class narcotics.
Vicodin is a Synthetic Opiate.

opiate by M0T0RH3D April 16, 2006

Opiate Music

Chill music to do a few bags too.

nothing with too constant or prominant of a beat.

guitars. drone sounds. soothing vocals

Elliott Smith
Neutral Milk Hotel
Mogwai
Explosions in the Sky
The Microphones

shit like that

Jordan: Yo dude. Wanna cruise and listen to some opiate music?

Chris: Who has bags?

Jordan: Nobody. Good thing its raining tho.

Chris: Sick. We gotta go to the u-save first.

Opiate Music by 3rdperson October 22, 2009

opiate of the masses

Religion.

Sayeth Marx.

opiate of the masses by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

Opiate Paradox 

The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.

Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.

Opiate Paradox by SmackHead Jones July 8, 2009

the opiate of the masses 

R e l i g i o n

Hello, my name is Karl Marx, and I say religion is the Opiate of the masses. That is all.

the opiate of the masses by Larry the Lad March 15, 2005

opiate 

Otherwise known as narcotic; potent class of medicine which is used to address moderate to severe pain. Not intended or recommended for abuse or for any purpose other than pain relief under the supervision of a physician.

Opiate pain medicine, when applied appropriately for patients in pain, saves lives.

opiate by mel September 21, 2003