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blood on my ass cheeks 

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.
Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

Walking on your ass cheeks 

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch
This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks”

Dag on cheeky bugger 

A dag on cheeky bugger is when someone is annoying or won't leave you alone and makes you wanna gauge your eyes out.
do you see that person over there. they are such a dag on cheeky bugger.

Heart on Your Cheek 

To wear your heart on your cheek is the opposite of wearing your heart on your sleeve.

A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.

This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.
"Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."

Sneak up on one cheek 

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.
"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."
Sneak up on one cheek by creedmoor November 22, 2004

cheek on face 

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.
get your god dam cheek of my face
cheek on face by Dan the Man March 26, 2003