the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger 

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by weave March 21, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior by bt February 27, 2003

Come see me on the One 

Challenging someone to a one on one fight. No one jumps in, who ever wins, wins and whoever loses, loses...

Originated on the East Coast.. place of origin, Carteret, New Jersey

your at a party and someone is talking shit to your or confronts you about something with his boys around and he wants to fight you say Come See me on the one.

Boy talkin shit- " ey bitch i herd you was tryn to get wit my girl, keep tryin that shit and ima fuck u up"

You- Bitch please if u really wanna get at me then "come see me on the one" unless u a little bitch ass and need 5 of ya boys to come get at me.

Come see me on the One by Jmac3 August 13, 2008

fumble on the one 

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

fumble on the one by incognicola December 27, 2011

jammin' on the one 

kill whitey, term used in the deep south like in alabama, or mississippi

We be jammin' on the one

jammin' on the one by Shafto April 13, 2004