olympics

n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.

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I couldn't sleep yesterday so I flicked on the olympics and caught some women's arm wrestling; it looked like the 85kg class. I think a Bulgarian won. Then there was rhythmic gymnastics. I swear to God. Rhythmic gymnastics.

olympics by gnostic1 July 22, 2012

Olympics

The worlds bigggest organisation, dedicated to getting the very best sporting men and women from across the globe, to have sex, under the guise of doing sport. This is not a lie, Half the fun at the olympics (for the athletes) is the sex. It happens. Fact.

Journalist: so, whats your favourite part about the Olympics?

Super-Athlete #1 : can you keep a secret?

Journalist : sure

Super-athlete #1 : the sex, is AMAZING

Olympics by janner_do August 23, 2011

Olympics

1) An amazing sporting event that inspires my biggest goals and best dreams.

2) An event I will compete in.
3) An event that brings together the most inspiring and hardworking people in the world.
4) The event that taught me to work hard.

Stranger: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: An Olympian.
Stranger: Olympics! Awesome! Good luck!

Olympics by rockinsquawskier June 27, 2010

Olympics

An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).

Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!

(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)

Olympics by footballnotsoccer September 10, 2008

Olympics

Gay Competitive Sports That Takes Over Every Channel

OMG New Episode of Family Guy!

O Motherfucking Goddamn Shit-in-a-Banana-peel! The Fucking Gay Olympics Are On!
*Shoots T.V.*

Olympics by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Olympics

That overated annual event where participants go to another country and compete

Person 1: Are you in the olympics?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Are you happy?

Person 2: ...yes

Olympics by Conn-06 May 15, 2019

Olympics

When someone calls trying to postpone or cancel, you would think they would answer with something like the Olympics has already been postponed a year. Other sports have continued on, so either they're going to do it or they're not, and it really doesn't matter which.

There's no point in postponing the Olymics further, there's already an Olympics every 4 years if one gets missed, and it's questionable whether any Olympics is even needed by anybody.

Olympics by The Original Agahnim June 5, 2021