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oiled up 

To get beat down profusely in a fight.
Keep talkin' smack, fool! You're 'bout to get oiled up!
oiled up by GWillikerz June 23, 2009

oiled oven 

Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.
My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.
oiled oven by MSUKING24 April 2, 2017
To dominate someone in a shooter-based video game repeatedly in various ways that will lead the player dominated to a dangerously angry state and cause him to break his gaming equipment.
Hey, Martin, wanna go do oiled men in the server?
oiled men by updogsleepyhead1337 September 20, 2009

Oiled Up Gyat 

A brainrot term originating on TikTok, usually referring to one lubricating ones behind.
Person 1 (Robin): Hey shawty lemme clap that oiled up gyat
Person 2 (Devan): Not if I oil up your gyat first
Oiled Up Gyat by Harload April 6, 2024

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

Well-Oiled 

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).
Meaning heavily drunk.
Less common but the same as pissed.
Let's go out and get well-oiled.
Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what?
I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up.
Well-Oiled by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009