nuff-nuff
you've all seen them at some stage in your lives.
they're those freaky old guys who run up to you in the middle of the city, stinking of alcohol and/or faeces, either mumbling about the end of the world or screaming obscenities or urging you to listen to their jokes.
typical physical features include a lack of teeth, grotty clothes, a bottle in a brown paper bag, shifty eyes and possibly a mutt at their heels
they're those freaky old guys who run up to you in the middle of the city, stinking of alcohol and/or faeces, either mumbling about the end of the world or screaming obscenities or urging you to listen to their jokes.
typical physical features include a lack of teeth, grotty clothes, a bottle in a brown paper bag, shifty eyes and possibly a mutt at their heels
a group of people are walking down the street, approximately 11pm when a nuff-nuff staggers up to them and slurs:
"wwhhhy did the sshhjelly bean wanna go to sshhhkool?"
amused grins and shrugs all round
"cos he wanted to be a SMARTY!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA"
nuff-nuff runs away, gibberish with excitement.
"wwhhhy did the sshhjelly bean wanna go to sshhhkool?"
amused grins and shrugs all round
"cos he wanted to be a SMARTY!! RAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA"
nuff-nuff runs away, gibberish with excitement.
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