Chuck Norrised 

Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.

1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"

Chuck Norrised by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010

Chuck Norrised 

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

Chuck Norrised by Bad Karma, Mitch,Mario June 17, 2009

chuck norrised 

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

chuck norrised by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010

chuck norrised 

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

chuck norrised by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011

norrissed 

To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.

The hierarchy looks like this:

norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed

Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging

Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.

norrissed by Fnovd July 29, 2008

norris-ed 

A mid-evil Chuck Norris ass kicking. The action of getting the ever-living shit kicked out of you in a demoralizing fashion.

Winkler just got Norris-ed, i dont think he will ever recover.

norris-ed by sttel .b February 17, 2006

Norris'ed 

To outwait your adversary or to make your adversary uncomfortable to the point of submission.

To sacrifice one's own comfort in order to make another so uncomfortable that they submit to whatever you are trying to accomplish.

I wanted that couch but he fucking Norris'ed me until I couldn't take it anymore and I gave it up like a bitch!

How in the hell did you end up on the floor? After we fucked she wouldn't leave the bed and I got Norris'ed.

Norris'ed by TheMidge August 9, 2010