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Jack Nicholson 

One of the greatest and most respected actors in Hollywood, even when have played some crappy roles the fact that he is indeed an amazing actor can't be denied....also known for having a very weird personality, along with one of the scariest eyes on the industry.
person 1: The Shining was amazing
person 2: A flew over the cuckoo's nest was better....
person 1: Are you on Crack!?
Jack Nicholson by endemoniado March 24, 2005
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Jack Nicholson 

Jack Nicholson is the greatest and coolest actor of all time, along with Robert De Niro and Al Pacino. He's incredibly sexy, even now as an older man. He's also the most Oscar winning actor with three wins, also having the most Oscar nominations with twelve. He is most known for his roles as Jack Torrance in 'The Shining'. The Joker in 'Batman', Randall Patrick McMurphy in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest', and Frank Costello in 'The Departed'.
Jack Nicholson's Oscar Winning Roles:

Leading actor in 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest' (1975)
Leading actor in 'As Good As It Gets' (1997)
Supporting actor in 'Terms Of Endearment' (1983)

NIcholson's Oscar Nominations:

Easy Rider (1969)
Five Easy Pieces (1970)
The Last Detail (1973)
Chinatown (1974)
Reds (1981)
Prizzi's Honor (1985)
Ironweed (1987)
A Few Good Men (1992)
About Schmidt (2002)

He didn't even get an nomination for one of the best performances in cinema history in The Shining!!!

Mrs Nicholson 

The fattest teacher at Wisbech grammar school, she got sacked not long ago, can’t speak for her life,talks as slow as anyone could ever speak, her room stank of piss,no one liked her,n had white stains all up her bum
Does anyone know mrs Nicholson? Yeah the fat one at Wisbech grammar school with rainbow coloured hair and the chunkiest fanny going,and send girls out for putting their hair up being very jealous as she has no hair, n all the students use her lessons as a ‘doss’ lesson.
Mrs Nicholson by WGS haters March 16, 2019

Jack Nicholson 

It's a fact, he's Jack Nicholson

Coach Nicholson 

A thicc science teacher. Who likes boys and toes. He will lock you in his duengon if u don’t give him toe jobs.
Little boy: uh oh I have coach Nicholson’s class my toes are in trouble
Coach Nicholson by CreamyToes69 December 16, 2019

james nicholson

Am young man who owns a Gazelle..... Drives around the beachs in a dramatic fashion..
man1: hey whos jimmy
man2: a young guy who owns a Gaz
Man1: oh where is he??
Man2: driving around in his Gaz
man1: i wish i was james nicholson
james nicholson by athoes November 3, 2009

bennett nicholson 

bennett is the best. he's the only guy who will listen to your problems for hours and help you get through them. you can tell him anything and he'll keep it. he's so trust worth. he'll never talk bad about you.i swear to god ill do anything for just 1 minute with him, just one hug, but i cant and it hurts. hes literally my angel. youll need him. he's so sweet. once you meet him you'll realize you've met the most amazing boy you've ever met. you won't believe me until you actually see him. hes the most precious thing and he's so adorable and sweet. dear girl who likes him. please don't hurt him. he doesnt deserve it. once you'll hurt him you'll feel so guilty because he doesnt deserve it. oh and izzy you suck. i hope you never find love. you shouldn't have done what you did. to the girl he's in love with right now, treat him well. please don't hurt him.you to together are so gorgeous and you really make him happy and i love it when hes happy so please dont break his heart. if you do ill find you and it wont be pretty :) i love you bennett, - sama
girl- i need someone to treat me well and make me feel loved
me-BENNETT NICHOLSON!!!