Neive 

Neive is a teeny tiny small footed man. Or at least she identifies as one. Neive is a women. She likes Pookie gyatt and yours is looking pretty fine. She like to think her hair is curly when it’s literally not. “IT ISSSSSSS” she yells. She loves men to the point of suspicion. People think she’s a lesbian but she’s not like the other girls. CAUSE SHES A MAN!!! Her famous sayings include “ahhh my cheeks” and “I’m dyingggg”. What a gorgeous specimen of ape species. She has long orangy brown hair and brown eyes which she thinks is hazel. Like you’re not special. “Just cause u don’t have hazel eyes doesn’t mean I don’t” she says. She wears men’s pants and a gold necklace. She has a majestic singing voice her best song is 4 big guys. However she can also sing opera and sings careless whisper beautifully. You should invite her to your wedding. As the groom. *smirk emoji

“Hey is that a really attractive feminine looking man”
“Nah man that’s a Neive”

“Damn bro why she looking at my gyatt”
“Cause she’s an opera singer, they do that”

Neive by Cutie Pat00tie May 11, 2024

neive stevenson

A dumb blond who is kinda dry. She also stans 1D and Harry styles. Usually the dumbest and clumsiest person.

Person 1: omg! In maths a person got 2+2 wrong
Person 2: OMG their such a neive Stevenson

neive stevenson by Bathhhdhhdhrrbd November 14, 2020

dirty neive 

a dirty neive is a girl who thought friends with benefits was a poor friend who claimed benefits, and also doesn't know that you actually have to suck a guy's penis and not just hold it between her lips like an ashtray.

"She's such a dirty neive"
"But in a way aren't we all dirty neive?"

dirty neive by tinkartaylor April 21, 2020

Neve 

Neve is the smartest most kindhearted girl you'll ever meet. She will improve your life greatly just by being near you. She excel's at everything she does including music, sport and anything academic. She may not dabble in flirting and relationships but you'll know when she finds the one (usually someone beginning with A or T). Seeing as she is so one of the greatest people you will meet she is subject to many compliments which she will accept with the brightest smile before zinging one back. Neve is usually also really pretty with quite defined features, medium brown hair and soft blue eyes. Neve also means eye tooth in other languages which fits perfectly because she is pale (although speckled with a garden of freckles), sharp and painful to leave. If you have Neve in your life, keep her there.

A Name: Wow Neve your eyes are really pretty!!!

Neve: Wow, thanks that's a really nice thing to say.
A name: {Blushes}
Neve: {Blushes}

Neve by Greenygirlvi February 22, 2020

Imagine The Nerves 

"Imagine the nerves" is a quote from the Twitch streamer and YouTuber Acai. It is his most famous quote, and was created when Acai had difficulty FC-ing Soulless 4. This also affiliated Machinations A, Breaker Solo and Stepping Solo A and B as Clone Hero memes; often changing a song gradually into these sections. These songs would trick Acai into playing them, and the joke repeats. As of now, the quote is dead as Acai recently FC'd Soulless 4.

Acai: And then, right after that orange wall, right after the section I just played; you have this to worry about.
*Plays Machinations A*
Acai: And then it comes again.
*He is still playing Machinations A*
Acai: So, Imagine The Nerves, Imagine The Nerves; FC-ing past that. Okay. Machinations A. This is one-this is the first part uhhhm. That is most unlikely in an FC past Fatalism. I really do not see anyone ever FC-ing past Machinations A. Oh, but what if, what if somebody does? We can theorize that all we want. This little solo called Stepping Solo. Now, check this out.
*Plays Stepping Solo A and B to Breaker Solo*
Acai: Check out that transition. Look at this. Review! Review! We talked about Machinations A. Imagine FC-ing past that, and then having to wait getting to here.
*Plays Stepping Solo B*
Acai: ...Past Machinations.
*Plays Breaker Solo*
Acai: ...And having to deal with that too, y' know? Stepping Solo B, y' know, to Breaker Solo. That's uhhh not very possible to FC- up to, even. No-one will FC up to Stepping Solo B. The day they do, I'll give 'em- I'll give them 100 bucks. Straight up.

Imagine The Nerves by OmiiWasTaken January 24, 2020

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED

You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night

Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021

naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves

Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.

naïvetéser by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2013