an adjective used to describe a woman's sexual appeal as you would only engage in sexual intercourse with her if she was naked on your bed.

note: nake-bed is usually followed or preceeded by a high pitched "ehhh"

ehhh, shes not hot but shes at least nake-bed

nake-bed by johnbob06 December 7, 2007

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Nake-Out

When two individuals join in the act of a naked Make-Out session.

"Did she blow him? Nah. But I heard he got a sick Nake-Out out of her."

Nake-Out by BoxofWang August 19, 2008

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nake-head

A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.

"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."

nake-head by AlexandraStephanie May 1, 2006

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Nake N' Bake

The act of stripping oneself bare and then smoking cannabis.

"Babe, let's nake n' bake!" "Yeah, then let's have sex while high!"

Nake N' Bake by PeoplelpoeP June 5, 2012

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