shit miser 

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.

The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.

shit miser by urban sam June 30, 2007

sundae musher 

A variation on the chocolate sundae in which someone shits on another person's chest, ejaculates on top of it, then smears it around the person's chest and genitalia.

"Yeah, she's into some really weird shit... Last night I gave her a sundae musher and she spooned it off and ate the whole damn thing."

sundae musher by The Fifth Floor January 29, 2009

sperm miser 

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

sperm miser by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

sam muse 

A banging babe who goes to PA and should drop out and be a stripper

Dang my grades suck ass I’m just gonna pull a Sam muse

sam muse by I’m gonna eat your butt February 7, 2018

Saucy miser

Something I call my friends

You are such a saucy miser

Saucy miser by The Orself January 3, 2019