Muppetesque 

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013

Closet Muppet 

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

Closet Muppet by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Baby Muppet Faced 

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

Baby Muppet Faced by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018

Muppet

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet

Muppet by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 14, 2002

Muppet Teeth 

Teeth that are widely and evenly spaced apart, like that of a Muppet.

Roxanne uses twine to floss her Muppet Teeth.

Muppet Teeth by Douche Davies January 1, 2009

mipped 

to get an MIP from the cops.

"Dude I just got mipped!"

"Aw man that sucks!"

mipped by okeydokey080 February 15, 2010

Mupper 

Someone who likes to have fun.

Lee is a mupper.

Mupper by itsThemuRR September 19, 2018