Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

Moosed 

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

Moosed by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

mouseturd 

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

mouseturd by ocius1 April 6, 2009

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

mouse gladiator by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Mouse in the House 

When a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post.

Player: Mouse in the House

Mouse in the House by and1jsheng June 20, 2013

mouseworm 

A movement aspiring to inspire others to give money or anything valuable to ordinary people and filming it on TikTok @mouseworm inspired by an eth dev named Mouse Jr. Also a statement of the greed and corruption that exists in the crypto space.

verb: I mousewormed lunch for a random person today.
noun: Giving a 100 dollar mouseworm to an angry person is like an antidote for a snake bite.

mouseworm by JulzCali January 25, 2023

Mickey Mouse Stream 

A name given to Quackity's twitch streams by Georgenotfound, because Quackity did one mickey mouse impression.

George: Quackity end your Mickey Mouse Stream.
Quackity: WHAT IS A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM?

Mickey Mouse Stream by PiedPupper April 14, 2021