moronated 

1. to be a contagious moron
2. to convert some eligible person into a moron

1. A moronated Frank barged through the gate and knocked down the door and turned the whole family of three into morons instantly.
2. Jessy moronated the English teacher until he permanently could not speak a proper sentence.

moronated by irritated September 3, 2005

Mormonites 

Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.

The mormonites cornered me in the hallway today, and wanted me to go to church with them.

Mormonites by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014

mormonster 

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers

Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

mormonster by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008

maronate 

To sit at home like a shut in while becoming increasingly more and more paranoid that everyone is out someplace talking about you or plotting your demise. Literally drive yourself crazy with self induced delusional worry.

*probably while obtaining an ellipsis tattoo.*

Hey did you invite so-and-so to come with us?

Yeah but she would rather stay home and maronate all night.

maronate by Sssss_mmmmmmmm February 22, 2014

motrinate 

to be medicated with Motrin in the Emergency Room

"i motrinated the fever baby in room 9"

motrinate by lisarn13 January 23, 2013

Martinated 

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin

Ha! You just got martinated!

Martinated by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

Mortonfied 

To be mortified by a Morton toe related subject, action or circumstance.

He went to suck my feet and was mortonfied my second toe was bigger than my first

Mortonfied by Miki Jackson February 16, 2023