Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.

Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.

Mortimer by Jewlianne February 14, 2018

Mortimazed 

A combination of horror and wonder.

She was mortimazed at what she saw two hours into her Pornhub search.

Mortimazed by Problem Like Maria November 29, 2018

Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.

Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.

Mortimer Goth by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021

mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.

kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE

mortimer mouse by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022

Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".

Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?

Mortimer by Mikeyhead June 30, 2010

Mortimer

A village filled with despair in West berkshire where very little happens and if anything does happen it is a stabbing

"Dude did you go to mortimer recently?"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"

Mortimer by Bctime January 2, 2017

Mortimer error 

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)

lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!

Mortimer error by Daniel uce October 12, 2007