mona lisa 

A painting in the Louvre.

Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday

Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?

Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.

mona lisa by Bladebond March 5, 2007

Mona Lisa 

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.

"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"

Mona Lisa by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021

Mona lisa 

- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con

- Honey pot set up

I had one of my Mona Lisa’s look into that big shot

Trickin’ Ass buster gonna get a Mona Lisa

Mona lisa by Mamo January 29, 2019

mona lisa 

"Good from far but far from good"

a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.

This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.

mona lisa by anon November 19, 2004

Mona Lisa 

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)

Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.

Mona Lisa by dfs2477 October 1, 2007

Mona Lisa 

A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯

Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.

Mona Lisa by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019

Mona Lisa 

When your girl is giving you head, you pull out, cum on her face, and brush your junk over her forehead like a paintbrush, watching her expression go completely blank like the painting

My girl told me to surprise her that night, so as I was about to finish, I gave her a Mona Lisa.... Surprise!!!!!

Mona Lisa by MizzouViking March 8, 2019